Right now I'm sitting in the Coffee Pot pretending to loove Erin Brockovich. Really, it's masking the deep-seeded love I have for Alyssa and all her wondrous beauty. She is like rain on a soft summer morning, and though I pretend to care about movies and TV shows and crap like that, it's all just my way of hiding that I totes got the hotts for her, with two T's. That's right. Kelsey's not bad either...I guess. She has that little midget-guitar deal that she whips out a bunch and I really don't like that. But Alyssa, that girl can rock my world so much it hurts...it hurts so good is what I mean to say. One day she'll know of the undying love, it's an endless love, and she'll know that every time I talk to any girl, including my mom, I'm thinking of her and mentally plastering her face on them. I'm hungry now. I think I'll go eat a grilled cheese sandwich and dedicate it to her, secretly.
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rock your...what?
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